British Ipsum Internationalâ„¢ are a group of extremely serious grown-ups who felt the internet was in desperate need of a bit more proper British nonsense.
After years of rigorous research (and several mugs of tea), our team of top scientists concluded that traditional lorem ipsum simply wasn't quite cutting the mustard. Latin may be all well and good for ancient Romans, the French, and other miscelanious fruitcakes, but it lacks a certain... je ne sais what. Specifically: Cockney rhyming slang, frightfully posh waffle, and the occasional nervous ramble about everything going terribly wrong.
So we pulled-up our knickers, put the kettle on, and set out to fix it.
The result is a collection of finely engineered placeholder text generators designed to bring a little British flavour to your mock-ups, prototypes, and half-finished side projects. Whether you need something that sounds like it's been shouted across Watney Market -
"Alright guv'nor, up the apples and pears with a couple of jammy dodgers, Bob's your uncle!"
- or something more suited to the drawing room of a mildly disapproving toff -
"One simply cannot launch a website without the faintest snifter of placeholder prose, Jeeves."
- we've got you covered.
Our Cockney generator produces the sort of rhyming slang cobblers that would make Pat Butcher choke on her fag.
The Northern generator provides the perfect down-to-earth flat cap vibe for your sturdy layouts.
The Posh generator delivers the finest premium waffle this side of a Kensington cheese and botox soiree.
The Boring generator synergises best-in-class corporate beige for your more serious stakeholders.
The Timid generator is perfect for copy that sounds like it's deeply unsure about the whole situation and would quite like a lie down.
The Estate Agent generator is perfect for copy that sounds like it's trying to sell you a penthouse that's actually a shoebox.
And the Extremely Silly generator is, frankly, beyond the reach of scientific explanation. He's fallen in the water.
All of this has been painstakingly assembled by our highly trained experts, working around the clock in their top secret waffle laboratory.
So if your design mock-ups are looking a bit bare, give them a splash of British placeholder nonsense.
Go on, guv. You know it makes sense.